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As I write this I have an overseas telemarketer "on hold". I told them I'd be right back and then started playing TSOL's Code Blue which features the the singer screaming "I WANNA FUCK, I WANNA FUCK THE DEAD." Every now and then I pick up the phone and say "I'll just be a moment."

I can't believe she hasn't hung up yet.